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  \title{\bf <Stupid acronym> - An algorithm for faster sock sorting}
  \author{
    CelloClemens$^{1,2}$,
    Henriente$^{1}$,
  }
  \date{\today}
  % List of institutions
  \maketitle
  $^{1}$Department for theoretical laundry science, Karlsruhe institute of suffering and sorrow (KISS), Karlsruhe, Germany \\
  $^{2}$Institute of laundry sorting, Department for socks, Karlsruhe institute of suffering and sorrow (KISS), Karlsruhe, Germany
  \begin{psummary}
    Sorting socks can often be a time consuming task. This paper introduces the fastest method known in the scientific community to tackle
    this challanging task. To be able to implement this new algorithm
    a new data structure will be introduced and discussed. Abundant application of this novel algorithm may be able to
    reduce the time required for sorting socks considerably.
  \end{psummary}
  \vspace{2mm}
]
\fancypagestyle{firstpage}{%
  \lhead{Please help I am stuck in the basement sorting socks}
  \rhead{Journal of Immaterial Science}
}
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% The introduction
\section{Introduction}
While sorting algorithms are one of the most discussed algorithms in the
computer science community, application of this field to laundry is still quite new.
In fact no research is known to the authors connecting the fields of computer science
and laundry sorting. A few definitions are required in order to establish a baseline
for the algorithm discussed in the following paper.

\subsection{Definitions}
In this section a few definitions, common in the field of theoretical laundry science shall be
introduced. These are required to understand the algorithm and its advantages.

\subsubsection{Sock}
Let $\Lambda_a$ be the Set of laundry. The set of socks, $\Sigma\subset\Lambda_a$
is defined as $\Sigma:=\{s\in\Lambda_a|\chi(s)=1\}$\footnote{Yes, some socks have holes. So what?!}, where $\chi(s)$ is the Euler 
characteristic of $s$. For every sock $s$ there is an equal counterpart $s^{-1}$ giving rise 
to the identity $s\cong s^{-1}$. The task commonly known as "sock sorting" is in fact the 
search for this isomorphism $\eta$ and matching every sock $s$ to its inverse
$s^{-1}$.
\begin{figure}[h]
  \centering
  \includegraphics[width=\columnwidth]{\projectpath figs/Sock.jpeg}
  \vspace{0.1in}
  \caption{Three single socks.}
  \label{fig:Sock}
  \vspace{0.1in}
\end{figure}
\subsubsection{Laundry basket}
Let $\Lambda$ be a set of laundry items. Then a laundry basket is a 
triple $(\Lambda, +, -)$ representing a data structure that implements 
the following functions:
\begin{itemize}
  \item \lstinline{}
\end{itemize}
\section{Methodology}

In order to invent this thing or analyze this data, we're going to need to use the equation below.

\begin{equation}
  Heuristic_\alpha(x) = \sqrt{\sum{All of the things}},
\end{equation}

Of course we trust that equation because of the work done in \cite{OnlineRef1} which may or may not agree with the dude that wrote \cite{ArticleRef}.

\section{Another Section}

I don't know, you could have a boring data collection bit here, or an architecture, or something. I'm sure it'll be mostly filler.

\section{Filler Section 2}

As shown in figure , Freud is not displaying Penis envy by holding a cigar.

I swear it's just a cigar.

\section{Discussion and Results}

According to all of this data and our unbiased analysis, all of our beliefs have been validated. Just check out Table \ref{table:1}.

\begin{table}[h!]
  \vspace{0.1in}
  \begin{center}
    \begin{tabular}{||c c c c||}
      \hline
      Col1 & Col2 & Col2  & Col3 \\ [0.5ex]
      \hline\hline
      1    & 6    & 87837 & 787  \\
      \hline
      2    & 7    & 78    & 5415 \\
      \hline
      3    & 545  & 778   & 7507 \\
      \hline
      4    & 545  & 18744 & 7560 \\
      \hline
      5    & 88   & 788   & 6344 \\ [1ex]
      \hline
    \end{tabular}
    \vspace{0.1in}
    \caption{Table to prove how right you are.}
    \label{table:1}
  \end{center}
\end{table}


Wow, what astounding results!

\section{Conclusion}

In conclusion, I am very smart

\section{Acknowledgements}

I did this all by myself, so I'm kinda awesome. But I guess I hocked and edited this template from the cowshed article so thanks for that William Roper

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