\twocolumn[ \title{\bf Culinography - A novel method for mineral analysis} \author{ Ligma Stones$^{1,2}$\\ Ilick Rocks-Asajob$^{1,2}$\\ Gilderoy Rockhard$^{3}$ } \date{\today} % List of institutions \maketitle $^{1}$ Department for lab safety, Karlsruhe institute of suffering and sorrow (KISS), Karlsruhe, Germany \\ $^{2}$ Chair of rock science, Karlsruhe institute of suffering and sorrow (KISS), Karlsruhe, Germany \\ $^{3}$ Random undergrad we bribed \begin{psummary} It is well known fact in the scientific commuinity that geologists frequently lick rocks to determine their mineral composition. With this paper we aim to formalize this procedure and establish a baseline scale to enable geologists to classify their favourite rocks on this culinographic scale. \end{psummary} \vspace{2mm} ] \fancypagestyle{firstpage}{% \lhead{Yummy} \rhead{Journal of Immaterial Science} } \thispagestyle{firstpage} % The introduction \section{Introduction} \printbibliography[]