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# Stupid paper ideas
- Optimal Koeri packing in infinite k-Dimensional hyperplanes
- or: How I spent a night sorting the cupboard in my student dorm
- A Category-Theorists view on interpersonal relationships
- or: Fuck I should study something useful
- https://www.reddit.com/r/mathmemes/comments/16qttbe/inspired_by_people_calling_it_a_love_triangle_and/
- An alternative to Currying
- Applying other spices to functional programming
- Applying methods of homeopathy to computer science
- A new lower bound for sorting (O(1)) by just declaring stuff is sorted
- Globulli as example
- Discovering new protocols through packet collision
- If there are packet accelerators there should also be packet colliders
- LargePacketCollider
- Eine kattegorientheoretische Sicht auf dissoziative Identititätsstörngen
- Headmates sind Objekte, Beziehung zwischen Persönlichkeit sind Morphismen.
- Funktoren bilden ein Plural System auf ein anderes ab.
- Im abstract zitieren: some may call category theory abstract nonesense. Me, I call it treasure. ~Skyrim
- "Impacts of LaTeX document compile times on the mental sanity of research personell, a field study"
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