Stupid paper ideas

Optimal Koeri packing in infinite k-Dimensional hyperplanes
- or: How I spent a night sorting the cupboard in my student dorm
A Category-Theorists view on interpersonal relationships
- or: Fuck I should study something useful
- https://www.reddit.com/r/mathmemes/comments/16qttbe/inspired_by_people_calling_it_a_love_triangle_and/