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Stupid paper ideas

  • Optimal Koeri packing in infinite k-Dimensional hyperplanes
    • or: How I spent a night sorting the cupboard in my student dorm
  • A Category-Theorists view on interpersonal relationships
  • An alternative to Currying
    • Applying other spices to functional programming
  • Applying methods of homeopathy to computer science
    • A new lower bound for sorting (O(1)) by just declaring stuff is sorted
    • Globulli as example
  • Discovering new protocols through packet collision
    • If there are packet accelerators there should also be packet colliders
    • LargePacketCollider
  • Eine kattegorientheoretische Sicht auf dissoziative Identititätsstörngen
    • Headmates sind Objekte, Beziehung zwischen Persönlichkeit sind Morphismen.
    • Funktoren bilden ein Plural System auf ein anderes ab.
    • Im abstract zitieren: some may call category theory abstract nonesense. Me, I call it treasure. ~Skyrim
  • "Impacts of LaTeXLATEX document compile times on the mental sanity of research personell, a field study"

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